MACEDONIAN JOKES PAGE ENGLISH

Q. What asks no questions but receives lots of answers?
A. A Telephone.

Q. What question can never be answered Yes?
A. Are you asleep.

Q. Who was the fastest runner in the world?
A. Adam. Because he was the first human race.

Q. Why does the duck go into the water?
A. For divers reasons.

Q. Why does it come out again?
A. For sun - dry reasons.

Q. What did the North wall say to the West wall?
A. Meet you at the corner.

Q. What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?
A. You're to young to smoke.

Q. What did the pig say when the man got him by the tail?
A. This is the end of me.

Q. Three large women went walking under one umbrella, but none of them got wet. Why?
A. It wasn't raining.

Q. What did the big telephone say to the little telephone?
A. You're to young to be engaged.

Q. What's the difference between an elephant and a flea?
A. Elephants can have fleas, but a flea can't have an elephant.

Q. What usually runs around the family?
A. Noses.

Q. How do you make a Venetian blind
A. Poke his eyes out.

Q. Why does lighting shock people?
A. Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself.

Q. What sticks but never hits?
A. Lightning.

Q. If crocodile skins make good shoes, what do banana skins make?
A. Good slippers.

Q. What has many keys that fit no locks?
A. A piano.

Q. Which moves faster, heat or cold?
A. Heat. You can catch cold.

Q. Where does Friday come before Thursday?
A. In the dictionary.

Q. What man shave twenty times a day?
A. Barbers.